When we were off track our cousins CJ and Angie would come over and my mom would do little activities with us or take us on a little fieldtrip. Sounds really educational and fun right?
Shanna:"Only a couple more and she should be finished"
CJ:"Alright, scissors."
... Silence...Snip...Snip...Snip...
**DOOR FLIES OPEN AND HITS THE WALL**
Angry Mother Kat:"AND WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?"
As she looks down and sees that Shanna's my size Barbie is now my size Barbie with no fingers. Angry mother Kat asks for the fingers and CJ's tiny little hand that is balled up in a fist releases them to her. In the mean time, me and Angie were scared stiff and sitting on the stairs making paper turkey's. This is probably one of the only times when I wasn't involved in whatever it was that was making my mom go prematurely gray and call my dad that was thousands of miles away telling him that we would be in a cardboard box outside of walmart that said, "free kiddies, have all their shots but no returns or guarantees your house will still be standing tomorrow." I think what she was so upset about is the fact that Shanna cried when she didn't get My Size Barbie for Christmas when she actually did. She was hiding in a box behind the Christmas tree. My dad was hesitant in buying it because he saw that tutu outfit that she came with that you could also wear and the only kid he could imagine wearing it was Mitchell. My parents were never afraid of Mitchell being one of those pervy boys that took Barbies clothes off to see what was underneath because they were too concerned that he was trying to figure out a way to wear them. PS I blame Barbie and Ken for giving us ideas of what the other sex looks like without clothes because when I saw Nick it was like, "uhumm my Ken doll did not have one of those..." Anyway... .... ... We have now figured out the reason why we first thought of fixing the broken cupboard with a glue gun after Roni slammed into it. It is because that is what my mom did with my size Barbie. She laid her out on the ironing board, asked for liquid stitches and put her fingers back on.
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Yea, stupid Ken dolls. UGH!! I can't tell you how many times I had to tell you girls about the correct autonomy. But then again, I think Ken looks better that way, and Barbie has always been a babe and she's given every female a complex because we will NEVER live up to her dimensions.
That picture sent shivers and chills all the down my shiver timbers.
That is so funny! I remember getting a teddy ruxpin and my sister annie pounded its face in on the floor! and then she hid it under my covers so i discovered it when i went to bed!! yeah tramatic!
and as far as the barbies went that is exactly why we were not allowed to have them:( AGAIN tramatic i know!
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