Monday, February 9, 2009

Random things

I have been tagged. I generally don't do these Steph but I will because it is random things about me and I know everyone wants to know what I do besides watch Carebear DVDs and annoy the H out of Nick so here you go.

1- I hate lemon flavored candy, it is gross and burns my taste buds off.
2- I once shoved as many red tamale candies in my mouth as I could and stained my carpet red when I spit them out onto it. What? they were hot...
3- I used to only travel by way of somersaults and skipped two whole meals on Sunday trying to break the record.
4- Somersaulting up the stairs was great, but down wasn't so successful.
5- I knocked out my own two front baby teeth on purpose with barbie furniture before we went on vacation to Disneyland because the $150.00 I had saved wouldn't cover the tax.
6- I had a permanent front tooth knocked out by a bowling ball.
7- I used to work at Arctic Circle and gained about 30 pounds off of cookie dough bites.
8- I always give money to homeless people and the people that stand outside of stores because if I don't I go home and cry and tell Nick how awful I am and how bad I feel.
9- I can secretly cook, it always tastes yummy but the disaster I create in the process makes it not worth it.
10- I didn't have my first kiss until I was 16 and I regret the kiss so I claim that Nick was my first kiss.
11- I have broken my nose at LEAST three times and had surgery on it twice.
12- I used to absolutely hate girl things including, pink, shoes, purses, jewelry and now they are my obsession.
13- Nick's mom bought me my first purse when I was 17 and it was smaller than my make up bad now.
14- Rollerblading used to be my life. I used to chalk "Sk8 or Die" on my parents driveway.
15- I called the cops once on my mom for her not letting me go to gma D's and it took about 17 years to convince her it was me and not Sarah.
16- I peed my pants in 5th grade playing four square because a girl "high towered" herself in the face.
17- If I take Excedrin my brain shuts off COMPLETELY.
18- I have probably been to the ER more times than anyone you know.
19- I am not proud of number 18 at all.
20- I am a headstand champion, no one can defeat me.
21- I used to watch TV on the floor with my legs behind my head.
22- I sleep curled up into a tiny ball so when I shower I look like a hunchback.
23- I have a teddy bear named Twinkie that I will NEVER get rid of.
24- I love ribbon to the point of obsession.
25- I don't go a day without hitting my funny bone at least once. My house is a booby trap for my elbows.

5 comments:

Kat and Brian said...

And I love everyone of those things about you and can attest that they are true! Love, Mama

Jenny said...

That was so much fun to read! You are hilarious.

danamack1 said...

Just knowing you now it all sounds true. You are so funny

stephanie said...

thanks for sharing lady! i loved it! and thanks for answering my question about what would happen to me if i ever worked at arctic circle:)woot woot!

BreeAnn said...

love it! :0)