Freaky Friday

Do you remember Xena Warrior Princess? Of course not because your parents let you watch stuff like Power Rangers. Well guess what? We weren't allowed to because it was violent. Our parent's knew the kind of ideas we would get. Trying to turn the dishwasher into a robotic dinosaur, beating kids up at school because we just know they are spy ninjas from Antarctica, and talking to our watches in hopes of coordinating a surprise attack against our church teachers. Xena was on Sundays after church when our parents would lock themselves in their room for a nap because wrestling us in sacrament meeting was exhausting. I know Xena was also violent but our mom and dad had no idea we watched it because we would sneak watch it while they were in a peaceful slumber... Until one Sunday we were caught.

EYEYEYEYEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEYEYEYYYYYY! Sarah (Xena) flew off the couch and nailed me with a roundhouse kick to the head. This didn't phase me because I (Ares) was busy clubbing Mitchell (Joxer) over the head with a turkey leg while he was biting Shanna's (Gabrielle) calf. Things were getting heated and we were starting to hit more aggressively, land harder and use real knives. I was in the middle of a barrel roll split when we heard the noise we didn't want to hear, mom and dads door flew WIDE open. Alisha missed her cue to change the channel to Sunday videos. That was her only job and she failed, and we suffered dearly. "YOU AND YOU AND YOU GET TO YOUR ROOM!" Her bangs were sticking straight up so we started to snicker and she silenced us with her dagger gaze, and you, she pointed at me, "You come with me, I want you to show me how to do that spin thing..." Ok that part didn't happen. We were all sent to our rooms to spend the afternoon until we were called down for supper. So we marched upstairs, attempted to wash off our permanent marker tattoo's and battle wounds and sulked. After a while we started to hear some noise downstairs so we decided to sneak a peak. We caught my mom in the middle of body slamming my dad from the couch wearing Sarah's Xena outfit.