I'll take a milk chocolate and some sugar wafers.

Last week my dad introduced me to something that will bring rays of sunshine into my life at this time of Spring still acting like Winter. Bleck. Not only is the weather effecting my emotions but my hair has been a non stop battle of static that has made it so that I am forced to carry a dryer sheet around in my pocket to run through my hair when it gets to looking like I just put a fork in a socket. It is pretty bad when you are now known as the dryer sheet lady because in one sitting you found three in random places within your reach. So there is this truck that drives by my work every day and has a musical horn, yeah it honks a song. I need it. Imagine what I could do if I had one of those. My dad calls up and tells me to come downstairs quick, little did I know that this truck was actually an ice cream truck for adults. Except for that it doesn't have all ice cream, it has everything you can imagine from cookies and pop to pancakes and steak. When the man opened up the doors I wanted to burst into song like on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when they go into the giant edible room. If you are wondering, I would be Agustus in the scenario. None of you can tell me that you wouldn't want to dive naked into a river of chocolate. This truck is comfort on wheels, I considered going to get a prescription of Prozac but after seeing that the treat truck has the same effect I am going to go with this option. The only difference is that Prozac doesn't go straight to your hips.