Monday, March 9, 2009

It's begun.

The sleep deprivation is beginning to detach my brain from my spine causing my IQ to drop 56.5 points and me to fall into daydreaming spells that end in me waking up after being shocked by my keyboard because I have drooled a lake into it. I know that it is just one hour and that the solution for MOST people is that you are also going to bed an hour earlier. Well reality check guys, I had a hard time going to bed at 10 before the dreaded daylight savings and would usually end up telling Nick stories about lawn gnomes that stole my rollerblades while I was selling bead lizards down the street until midnight. Well now he gets a whole extra hour of that because my body refuses to rest until ONE. Its weird, ask Nick, I could be quiet almost all day but as soon as my head hits the pillow and Nick is trying to fall asleep, my mouth starts jabbering like someone was winding me up all day and didn't release the key until Nick wasn't wanting to hear me speak. The only way I can get you guys to feel what he feels every night is if I tell you to imagine that right when you lay down to go to sleep, someone puts one of those wind up monkeys on your bed that bang the cymbals together and foam at the mouth, oh and that's not all, because at the same time he is jumping up and down and singing "This is the song that never ends." Now don't you all feel sorry for Nick. So if someone would like to offer him a place to sleep until daylight savings time ends, feel free to email him at his personal email, savemefromamanda@yahoo.com.

3 comments:

Jenny said...

My husband would really be able to relate. He can fall asleep in less than one minute, anywhere, anytime. It takes me at least and hour...and now, even longer. Daylight savings time sux rox.

BreeAnn said...

Karson is right there with you. This time change thing has completely messed up his schedule!

Stephanie said...

I LOVE it!!! it stays darker longer so my crazy kids will actually sleep later!! ( yes my kids will be those poor ones that had to go to bed at 8 while the sun is still shining bright and light in their rooms! haha!)