Well I sure blew that one. You know, the one where I said that I would blog more with out Freaky Friday's... I do have an excuse though. I have spent all week drained of all energy and intelligence. All this week right when I got home from work I have slipped into my two piece dalmatian pajamas, crashed on the couch and watched hours of UFC fighting while eating four bags of popcorn. Taking random naps periodically only to be woken up by a worried husband because his wife hasn't made a peep in an hour or so. As much as this sounds like Heaven for Nick because he doesn't have to hear about me talk about the consistency of play dough or that my friends hate broccoli too so there is no reason why I have to like it, it makes him nervous. Why would this make him nervous? Because if I am not around, there is no one to ensure that his life is full of challenges and if his life was an easy bliss, he would be taken from this Earth and put into a beautiful heaven where he never had to kill a black widow, watch my little ponies, or wrestle a grown adult woman out of the pet store because Shelbie REALLY.NEEDS.THAT.DRESS. And he just isn't ready for that because Heaven doesn't pick up the jazz games or have me jumping on his freshly clean couch singing some Beyonce song at the top of my lungs (which he secretly loves). If you are all wondering why I am so tired and expecting a baby announcement on here sometime soon I am going to tell you right now that you will be waiting patiently until about 2012, I believe that I have come down with that dreaded medical black hole of darkness known as mono. So I am sorry that you haven't heard from me all this week but I am spending most of my spare time sleeping and dreaming of all the things I can annoy Nick with when I wake up. Blowing bubblegum bubbles in his ear is now on the top of my list. On another note, I bedazzled for the first time last night. See below.
Surgery
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2 comments:
you poor thing! i hope you feel better!
Bedazzled...LOL...That reminds me of the movie Game Plan...funny! I seriously was thinking you were preggo while I was reading that! Mono, is wayyy yucky, though and I hope you feel better soon.
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