Oh.My.Goodness. Every where I turn there is either a pack of mosquitoes waiting to attack or a giant eight legged spider ready to pounce. Oh and the worst part is, even if I don't see them, they are there. Watching me with all their creepy multiple eyes. After the run in with the black widow with one hundred lives I have been scared to death for the warm weather to bring the spiders out. They always find me. It's like in my sleep they snuck in and planted a tracking device so they knew the exact moment I would step out of my house and they could commence operation dive bomb Amanda. The spiders usually get me when I am in heels because they know I cant run fast enough. The bricks in our backyard are just far enough apart that if I don't carefully walk across them, my heel slips right through the crack and I break my ankle. I am seeing a broken ankle post in the near future. I also see a freaky Friday post in the future of tomorrow. If you will excuse me, I need to head to Costco to buy an industrial sized crate of bug spray and a thousand tubes of neosporin to treat the massive bites on my legs.
Surgery
1 year ago
2 comments:
I have a mosquito bite on my leg that is about as big around as a quarter and is dark purple. It's really pretty.
uggg...i hate bugs! i really think it's the only reason i don't enjoy summer. your blog is so cute, by the way :)
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