How pessimistic is this? I complain about the Winter and then when the beginning of the few precious months we have of decent warmth comes I find something on my things that suck list. I just want to talk about the top thing right now or I might find that my head explodes into a hundred pieces and I just ran out of glue. The top thing barely beating out having to wash my car is the bugs. If any of you remember me having to deal with the Criss Angel of spiders you would understand my resentment. But lately there is a new bug in town that has captured all of my hatred and literally sucked the sweetness out of me. Mosquito's. Would somebody please answer me why mosquito bites itch so bad? I have lost about two hundred layers of my skin by itching my leg with my shoe. I bite my nails so it is the only effective way to scratch. I know I could easily google it but then giant pictures of those creepy blood sucking bugs of death come up and my nightmares go from living in a world where I have to grocery shop to living in a world where I grocery shop in a mosquito infested supermarket that doesn't have candy at the check stands. I just had a panic attack thinking about the no candy part. Unfortunately for me I have that blood type that taste like Grandma D's hot fudge to those pesky things and last night somewhere I missed the memo that it was happy hour on Amanda's right leg. Maybe it was written on the same post it note as my grocery list.
Surgery
1 year ago
3 comments:
LOL! I don't really get bit by them. I remember as a kid though after camping, I would have a ton of bites. My mom taught me to put a big X is the bite with my nail. Course, I didn't have nails either as a kid, so I would make my Mom do it. It worked pretty good!
...X in the bite..not is the bite...ugh!
I had the worst mosquito bite of my entire life last summer. It lasted for about 3 weeks and would literally wake me up from a dead sleep because it was itching so bad. I hated my life then.
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