Mehhh

I stole this from BreeAnn's blog because I realized I had only blogged once this month.

I often. . . eat cereal for every meal possible.
I have . . . too many shoes and five email accounts dedicated to junk mail.
I fear . . . being eaten by a giant T-Rex because I can't escape fast enough in my moon boots.
I feel . . . Like eating another five hundred hand fulls of Swedish Fish
I hear . . . OK GO
I smell . . . Swedish fish and cheap perfume
I hate. . . meetings and sadhappy movies.
I think. . . I might get a contractors licence and become an architect.
I want. . . to go to Disneyland and a pair of pink chucks.
I always. . . pretend I am talking to Shelbie when I am subliminally asking Nick to do something.
I am not. . . Captain Underpants
I am like . . . an annoying midget that runs circles around your legs while kicking you in the shins.
I believe. . . that weiner dog Paul is a human trapped inside of a dogs body.
I don't always. . . exaggerate... :)
I am happy that. . . I beat Mitchell at a headstand competition AGAIN. Undefeated.
I win. . . at any and every headstand competition and knee war.
I lose. . . EVERYTHING. Keys, phone, important documents, you name it I lose it.
I never. . . want to cut my hair.
I need. . . a navy blue Yankees hat.
I listen. . . but pretend not to. Selective hearing is such a good gift to have.
I am scared of. . . Dinosaurs, Tornados, and Volcanoes. I wouldn't have survived in the stone age.
I read. . .all.the.time. Bookworm? Guilty.
I am . . . Stressed/Hungry/peeved that I blogged twice this month/excited to be an aunt to baby Bo.