Just Call Me Anti-Social

Does it bother anyone else that when they go to the bank now they are forced to talk to a person via video screen? I don't know about you but I go to the drive up so that I don't have to be seen. Call me cold but if I wanted to have a nice conversation with someone let alone see them, I would have parked my car and went inside. The reason most of us go to the drive up is because we aren't dressed or our hair looks like it was brushed with a pair of beaters set on high or maybe because we didn't feel like wearing make up and looking like an actual human. I know I have used it on all three of these occasions. The first time I pulled up I laughed thinking how crazy it is that they installed tiny televisions to keep us entertained and then it happened, the screen flipped on and there was a newly manicured, perfectly put together woman trying to not act startled that Medusa has actually just pulled in to make a deposit. When I realized that if I could see her and she could definitely see me, I slid my chair back to hide half of my face and try to hold on to the small bit of dignity I had left after falling in a public toilet. Then she had the nerve to tell me that she needed me to see me so she could make sure I could withdraw my money and I wanted to say, "Don't bother, I don't look anything like I do in my license because I wasn't going for the homeless sheik look I am now and yes, I did my hair like this on purpose." But I didn't, I looked at the camera just in time to see her startled face before she turned it off and said very quickly, "Your money will be right out Tina Turner."