No, I Haven't Died

I am back from my vacation to the distant planet of who knows where. It was like my brain forgot to remind me that I had a blog to write all the annoying things that happen on, how rude. Maybe it is because I am trying to be nice and I have nothing nice to say? Just kidding... sort of. I think I need another vacation because Disneyland twice within a year isn't enough. Life has been so crazy the past few months, I feel like walking on stilts with my hands having babies strapped to my feel all while trying to memorize Michael Jackson's medical records might be an easier task. Now that my life is about to slow down, I feel like I will have more to write about that doesn't include me giving away information that could lead to some Internet predator to my front porch with a plate full of gluten free cookies and a pan of mashed potato's, hot dogs and cheese. *Take note predators, those are my favorite. With the snow coming on I am sure you are to hear of all the idiots that can't drive, park or scrape their windows so they can see. Oh and good news, this year I will not be forced to ice pick off a few inches of ice or dig my car out from the gutter. You are right, Nick has done that for me the last couple of years. Other news, Nick won't have to do that either so we all win. Life is good. On the other hand, when I logged on to my mom's computer the other day I saw this. On the FM100 website with inspirational quotes and sacred pictures, there is Avril Lavigne. There was so much I could say about this but then one of you might end up on my porch.