Well Then...

Up until recently I wasn't a fan or user of predictor text or T9 or whatever kids are calling it these days. With my old phone it had the little QWERTY keyboard so I had to type out each word individually and I was perfectly fine with that since I was typing at a killer rate of one billion WPM. With my new phone, the keyboard is bigger an awkwardly uncomfortable so I was forced to go back to my roots of predictor text on the touch screen. At first I was texting slower than my grandma on a bad day, but now I am back to cruise mode. However, since my fingers are moving at the speed of lighting and I hit send faster than Bob Ross can paint a happy little stream, I don't get to proof read my messages. I have begun to notice a trend in my replies, people are usually writing back stuff like "oreo?", "choco?", and "coke?" just to name a few. I wont continue for the sake of this blog remaining at the steady rating of PG-13 1/2. Apparently I type oreo more than the word open, crave Coke more times than I am cold, and say the word chocolate more than any other word in the dictionary of my texts. How I manage to stay under 500 pounds is a question I ask myself every time I eat a candy bar for lunch. I have a problem that needs to be addressed. Until then, I am going to finish up the frozen yogurt I bought for lunch.