Environmentally Friendly Vs. Sanity Friendly

Question for the three of you that still read this blog, have you bought a bag of Sun Chips recently? Ok, question number two, the second you touched it did it sound like your TV when you accidentally end up on the snowy screen with the volume full blast? You know the one that makes your heart fly out of your throat and for some reason you're scared? Yes, that was a confession that I find that completely terrifying. I can't stand how the second there is a slight movement against the bag I find myself running to Nick's gun case for a pair of earplugs it is so loud. I honestly think that bag might be louder than the following: a shotgun, my brother Mitchell, when Sarah used to blast No Doubt in her room, the lawn mower after I just ran over a tree, the loudest thunder you have ever heard, a five year old bearing their testimony in church, and that Mary lady that used to judge So You Think You Can Dance. That bag may be environmentally friendly but the only thing it makes me want to do is leave it there, sitting on the shelf, un-purchased, untouched, and uneaten. Do they really have to make it that loud? I bet there were two workers trying to develop the most annoying chip bag in the world because they wanted to find yet another way to annoy their wife, in the mean time the boss walks in and proceeds to question them wasting company time. They pull out a Twix, chew it over, and say "It's environmentally friendly?" And boom, it is now on the shelves, out of production, and the main reason why I try to avoid my pantry at all costs.