Getting ahead of myself.

Since I know that the next 3 days will be spent doing my Christmas shopping because the title Master Procrastinator Slacker doesn't even begin to describe me, I decided to prep my blog for January. This way when my blog says "Happy New Year" it is acceptable for a three month neglect. For some reason I don't find Halloween ghosts appropriate for Christmas yuletide cheer but better luck next time. I have always been the queen of procrastination, my 15 page school papers were never written until the night before/the morning of whichever way you want to consider it when you are up writing until your carpool gets there and you hit print. I wonder if my friends ever noticed me wearing the same outfit two days in a row? I figured since we didn't have the same classes the next day it wasn't terribly noticeable. Then I graduated and vowed I would be better at turning my assignments in now that I was paying a million dollars for my own schooling and you have to add books and supplies onto that, but no, I would always find myself finishing my art project on my lunch break since I had class in two hours. How do you grade a "self portrait" that looks somewhat like a monkey, I tried to tell my teacher that I looked that on purpose and I was trying to capture some inner artist coolness... once again, better luck next time. I can name hundreds of other incidents wherein I procrastinate to the point that it is not even funny but I will spare you the visions of what you might get when I talk about what happens when I procrastinate getting out of bed on time. Anyway, the point of this long rant is to inform you that I have outsmarted my procrastinating self by updating my blog to something appropriate for the next three months. There is a way to win.