Well Then...

Up until recently I wasn't a fan or user of predictor text or T9 or whatever kids are calling it these days. With my old phone it had the little QWERTY keyboard so I had to type out each word individually and I was perfectly fine with that since I was typing at a killer rate of one billion WPM. With my new phone, the keyboard is bigger an awkwardly uncomfortable so I was forced to go back to my roots of predictor text on the touch screen. At first I was texting slower than my grandma on a bad day, but now I am back to cruise mode. However, since my fingers are moving at the speed of lighting and I hit send faster than Bob Ross can paint a happy little stream, I don't get to proof read my messages. I have begun to notice a trend in my replies, people are usually writing back stuff like "oreo?", "choco?", and "coke?" just to name a few. I wont continue for the sake of this blog remaining at the steady rating of PG-13 1/2. Apparently I type oreo more than the word open, crave Coke more times than I am cold, and say the word chocolate more than any other word in the dictionary of my texts. How I manage to stay under 500 pounds is a question I ask myself every time I eat a candy bar for lunch. I have a problem that needs to be addressed. Until then, I am going to finish up the frozen yogurt I bought for lunch.

ABC's of Me & Nick

Because nothing has happened to me since the last post that I could exaggerate to the point of entertainment. Mine are the top, Nick's are the bottom. I should also let you all know that I answered for Nick...

A - Age: 22... But the new thing lately is for people to come to my front door and kindly ask for my parents.
A - Age: 23... He doesn't have any problems looking his age.

B - Bed Size: California King :)
B - Bed Size: The 4 inches on the right side of the bed.

C - Chore you hate: All of them.
C - Chore you hate: Laundry and cleaning up after Amanda's "Chores"

D - Dog's name: Shelbie bunny bear
D - Dog's name: Shelbie scoopy scout bean buddy sprinkle bottom

E - Essential start your day item: Hair brush, definitely the hair brush.
E - Essential start your day item: Contacts (So he can see what stuff of mine he just tripped over.)

F- Favorite Color: Pink
F- Favorite Color: Red

G - Gold or Silver: White gold.
G - Gold or Silver: Platinum. <-- I answered that for him. He has expensive taste.

H - Height: 5'3" I am a huge lurp
H - Height: 5'10"

I - Instruments you play(ed): piano
I - Instruments you play(ed): Does the flute in Zelda count? <-- I answered that as well.

J - Job title: Purchasing Assistant, mess maker, wife.
J - Job title: 401K administration assistant, mess cleaner, husband.

K - Kid(s): Shelbie 2 1/2
K - Kid(s): Shelbie 2 1/2, Amanda 22

L - Living arrangements: I own a humble abode.
L - Living arrangements: A home that is being taken over by Amanda's mess.

M - Mom's name: Kathleen Venus.
M - Mom's name: Kay

N - Nicknames: Mandy, ameanda, mand, buddy, Megan.
N - Nicknames: Babe, schweetie, lovey, bub, Adam.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Uhh. Pass.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: See above.

P - Pet Peeve: Watered down soap... shudder.
P - Pet Peeve: Messes, and the spot of paint that is a small shade darker than the rest.

Q - Quote from a movie: Oh you guys made me ink.
Q - Quote from a movie: Hmm, I am going to go ahead and say he would say his favorite quote from a video game instead, "Headshot."

R - Right or left handed: righty tighty.
R - Right or left handed: righty

S - Siblings: Four. Sister sister brother sister.
S - Siblings: Four. Brother brother sister sister.

T - Time you wake up: 5:30 physically. 9:00 mentally.
T - Time you wake up: 5:29 (internal alarm clock, lucky guy huh.)

U- Underwear: You know it.
U- Underwear: None... <-- Once again I answered that for him. Is it true? Probably not.

V-Vacation favorite? Ohhh Mexico. anddd SEAWORLD! and we can't forget about Lake Powell.
V - Vacation favorite? Anywhere.

Y-Year Married? 2007
Y - Year Married? 2007

Z - Zoo favorite: Penguins or giraffes <3
Z - Zoo favorite: Interesting, I don't know this :( Help me out Nick.

Little Man Bo

No I haven't forgotten that my sister gave birth to the most adorable baby boy. It is a little hard to forget that after 1- making a paper chain that counted down from 207 days left, and 2- sitting in the hospital waiting area for a good 5 hours. Oh and the fact that my sister had one heck of a recovery and a birth that didn't happen the way anyone was planning on makes it a little hard to look past. I was so sure that she would deliver in heels while cutting someones hair. Bo was in there for so long that we all expected him to come out and walk straight to kindergarten. In true Sorensen fashion, Bo was late. However, he was well worth the wait, just look at this face. Oh yeah, he was born March 3 and was 8 lbs 10 oz.