Wow.

Have I neglected this blog or what? I can now add this to the list of things I have forgotten about. The list now stands at; shaving my legs, the goals of not drinking soda, finishing decorating my house BEFORE we have been in it for a year, and any new year resolutions I have made for the passed 23 years. A lot has happened since I have updated this thing, I had my 23 birthday (Which was the best birthday ever), we have been on some small vacations, and I have kissed this face over a thousand times. Your eyes are not tricking you, that is indeed my 5 month old nephew swimming. And speaking of babies, I just found out that I am going to have another nephew or niece to smother in kisses. Well enough with the happy stuff, I actually remembered I had a blog when I got into a parking lot altercation with a grown woman last night and thought about how I couldn't wait to slam her over the Internet. So mature I know. Here we go...
I have this thing with people leaving their cart in the middle of the parking lot, I know I have mentioned it a million times before. In fact, this annoyance is placed above the radio playing the same song on three stations at once, the band Nickleback, and when my gum runs out of flavor. I had to stop by Wal-mart on my way home, this automatically puts me in a bad mood. While I was going through the parking lot, I saw a space right next to the cart return, score! When I go to pull into it, there is a cart sitting in it with a small child screaming because her mom is on her cell phone and wont take her out of the cart. No big deal, I move to the space on the other side of the cart return. To my annoyance, the woman takes the kid out of the cart and proceeds to get into her giant black SUV without taking ten steps, if that, to put the cart in the return. I have had it at this point so I go grab the cart and push it not so gently into the return and give her the look of, "really lady?" While on her cell phone, she lifts up her arms and her face twists into all sorts of disgust and she says, "Ugh, what do you want me to do!?" There were a million things I thought of saying but I refrained and I will tell you why later. I just shook my head and kept walking and then heard her tell her phone buddy that some dumb girl in the parking lot was giving her grief. When I got home I told Nick what had happened and this is why I didn't verbally abuse her right then and there...
Me to Nick: "I really wanted to tell her what to do but now I have dark hair and that would be expected because people with dark hair are mean."

I am still adjusting from this...To this...