Environmentally Friendly Vs. Sanity Friendly

Question for the three of you that still read this blog, have you bought a bag of Sun Chips recently? Ok, question number two, the second you touched it did it sound like your TV when you accidentally end up on the snowy screen with the volume full blast? You know the one that makes your heart fly out of your throat and for some reason you're scared? Yes, that was a confession that I find that completely terrifying. I can't stand how the second there is a slight movement against the bag I find myself running to Nick's gun case for a pair of earplugs it is so loud. I honestly think that bag might be louder than the following: a shotgun, my brother Mitchell, when Sarah used to blast No Doubt in her room, the lawn mower after I just ran over a tree, the loudest thunder you have ever heard, a five year old bearing their testimony in church, and that Mary lady that used to judge So You Think You Can Dance. That bag may be environmentally friendly but the only thing it makes me want to do is leave it there, sitting on the shelf, un-purchased, untouched, and uneaten. Do they really have to make it that loud? I bet there were two workers trying to develop the most annoying chip bag in the world because they wanted to find yet another way to annoy their wife, in the mean time the boss walks in and proceeds to question them wasting company time. They pull out a Twix, chew it over, and say "It's environmentally friendly?" And boom, it is now on the shelves, out of production, and the main reason why I try to avoid my pantry at all costs.

My Favorite Brother

This is Mitchell, or hellMitch as I like to refer to him. Some exciting things have happened to him lately, he turned 19, got his mission call, and managed to go more than six months without being in a dress of some sort. Mitchell is going to Taiwan, am I ok with this? Absolutely not. It is too far away, but I do believe that God knew if he put him too close, our family would find a way to "accidentally" bump into him. If I had to describe Mitch in five words, I would use: hilarious, chivalrous, loud, thoughtful, diva. Yes, men can also be referred to as divas. Here is a list of 19 things I love about Mitchell.

1- Even when he is being completely annoying, you always know that you are going to laugh at some point.

2- He never gives up. (Meaning, he never gives up trying to get attention. Even if it is negative attention.)

3- He is smart, and the only child to succeed in making mother Kat not want to take them to the store.

4- He can tell you what kind of plane is flying overhead, with his eyes closed.

5- He can do the splits

6- He is the only person that comes close to beating me in a headstand competition.

7- He is a pogo stick master.

8- He didn't care that the stick on the Nintendo64 paddle was wearing giant holes into his palm while trying to beat Bowser in a tug-a-war. He was determined to win.

9- He always goes along with his sisters ideas, no matter how terrible they are.

10- He survived growing up with 4 sisters, a crazed female dog, and our mom.

11- He will sit in front of the computer for hours on his flight simulator. You can speed up the time, but he wants his flights to be realistic.

12- He wanted to purchase the Jet Blue fly anywhere pass just to be on an airplane everyday.

13- He can walk in heels.

14- He can walk in heels better than me.

15- He was in student government a few times which is no surprise because he is so outgoing.

16- He is a redhead that doesn't have a temper.

17- He has some seriously dancing skills.

18- He always asks me to go shopping with him even though I know he would be fine buying clothes on his own.

19- He does stuff like this...He titled it "The Perfect World"

And for a bonus...
(while I am at the gym)
Text from Mitch: Call me ASAP. It's an emergency. (This was after my gma just tried to call me.)
*I panic thinking that something was wrong with my grandma or grandpa so I call.*
Mitchell: "Can I wear purple with khaki?"

Love you Meech.