Booyah

Let me just start off by saying I mentally punched myself in the kidney for the title of this post so there is no need to mention it. I am going to try my hand at this whole blog thing again now that I have some things to write about, you know since I haven't blogged in so long that I went through an entire pregnancy, turned 24, met my medical deductible for the fifth year in a row, and neglected this blog long enough to come full circle and not need an updated background. I am going to say that I was so lazy that I decided I wouldn't blog until the background was acceptable because then no one would know how lazy I really am. But since this came along, I will have to change the family picture... Yes, she is so adorable. So why have I neglected this blog? Simple, another case of writers block. I have a theory that while Addison, the child that I had while neglecting this blog, was blocking my kidney from draining, she was also blocking blood flow to my brain. How do I explain the disappearance for the past 4 months after I had her and relieved my kidney of its squashable duties? The newly acquired rolls and squish of having a child have pushed back and blocked that blood flow, only letting enough blood to get by to allow me to get out of bed, remember how to piece together 1 of the 4 outfits that fit me, and power my extremities so I have enough strength in my hand to take the 1,089th picture of Addison... you can bump that number to at least 1,096 by the end of tonight. Stand by, more blogging coming soon!